1. Really, Piers, you know how it is: Isabella’s needs must come first!
2. Not tonight, Piers, I have a headache.
3. Exile! Now that’s an excellent idea! Why didn’t I think of that before?
4. You really need to do something about all that nose hair!
5. No, really - I do have a headache!
6. If you’re thinking I’m bending over with you around, you’ve got another thought coming!
7. God’s teeth! Put some clothes on will you!
8. I think it’s time we took a break from each other. How does Ireland sound?
9. Did I mention I have a headache?
10. No, that’s fine - if you want to go and play with Lancaster, be my guest.
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5 comments:
lol - those are very funny!!
Thanks Daphne, it's reassuring to know they are funny - especially as I thought them up after 4 hours sleep! :-)
Sometimes, the brain thinks up the best stuff when it's sleep-deprived! Very funny -- thanks for the laugh!!
*Falls on the floor laughing*. Great stuff, Lady D! Love numbers one and seven especially. ;)
These were great!
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